Realm of the Fantasy Gods

Are you a believer? The Realm of the Fantasy Gods has been a closely guarded secret and their mysterious ways have been off limits to mere mortals until now. Two intrepid AFL Fantasy Classic coaches in Nick and Kris have finally secured a covenant through the bloods, sweat and the tears of pigs to be granted access to the field of the Fantasy Gods. Their operation is perched high in the stands in a fully enclosed private box where they are served drinks by rainbow butted monkeys. Outside in the divine air that would burst their lungs leaving them lifeless, the Gods play their own seemingly inconceivable brand of footy which includes meddling in the affairs of mortals. There are a few familiar faces here, such as those cult hero's that rose to the rank of Gods themselves. But mostly they take all forms, some with eyes all over, some with super speed, some with hulking muscles. Even some with extra limbs so they can take marks, lay tackles and give don't argues all in the one motion. Most of the Gods have refashioned their bodies for optimum fantasy scoring potential. It is Kris and Nick's mission to unravel the meaning behind The God's games and their interventions into our world to give you the information you need. They will watch the Gods at play for you, they will monitor the Gods gambling franchises and they will attempt to communicate with the Gods in post game press conferences. Unfortunately the interviews are all gibberish at the moment but Kris and Nick will continue to attempt to decipher and crack the code to understand what the Gods are saying. This is not an exact science, this is the Realm of the Fantasy Gods and if you want a fighting chance you have to humble yourself and listen. If you've ever felt eternally frustrated with fantasy football, that life was unfair, that none of it made sense anymore then you've come to the right place. If you believe that there is a harmony to be reached, a zen like state, where all your trading decisions will mean something and will have a worthy payoff in the end. Then this is the ticket. Tune in to the Realm of the Fantasy Gods weekly, offer your sacrifices on the rage trade altar. Find out who is captain of your soul this week and then walk through the week numb to reality knowing that there will be a seat with a cup holder and your name on it in the stands at Fantasy Gods Field in time yet to come.

 


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